Homeland Security 0, Stupid 1

I got an email last night that I found funny. Not ha ha funny, but scary funny. Having met with Lee Holcomb a couple of months back and having to go through the security check in procedure (I thought it was twice as rigorous as airports) I would have thought that the folks working the security desk would have caught this. This was like the classic Columbia House 12 8 tracks for a penny trick where you filled out bogus information to get free music (real world/old school Kazaa? Kazaa's grandfather?). As I sit at Logan airport waiting to board my flight I wonder if the stopping short of a cavity search security folks here shouldn't get a promotion with a full relocation package...


Homeland Security accepts fake ID
By Stephen Dinan
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
June 12, 2006


The Department of Homeland Security allowed a man to enter its headquarters last week using a fake Matricula Consular card as identification, despite federal rules that say the Mexican-issued card is not valid ID at government buildings.
Bruce DeCell, a retired New York City police officer, used his phony card -- which lists his place of birth as "Tijuana, B.C." and his address as "123 Fraud Blvd." on an incorrectly spelled "Staton Island, N.Y." -- to enter the building Wednesday for a meeting with DHS officials.
Mr. DeCell said he has had the card for four years and has used it again and again to board airliners and enter government buildings, without being turned down once. But he said he was surprised that DHS, the agency in charge of determining secure IDs, accepted it.
"Obviously, it's not working," Mr. DeCell said.
The Mexican government has issued millions of Matricula Consular cards in the past few years, mostly to give illegal aliens a form of identification that banks and other institutions will accept.
The FBI, in testimony to Congress, has said that the cards are not secure. The General Services Administration ruled in 2003 that the Matricula Consular is not valid ID for entering a federal building.
In addition to being a forgery obtained for him from a street vendor in California, Mr. DeCell's card was modeled on an older version, which the Mexican government publicly acknowledges is not a secure document. The Mexican government says the old-style cards "are no longer valid."
Some members of Congress tried to crack down on use of the card, particularly as valid ID for opening a bank account, but the Bush administration opposed that effort.
Jarrod Agen, a spokesman for DHS, said the department shouldn't have allowed the ID to be used for entry to its headquarters.
"DHS is following up on these allegations and will take necessary actions to ensure there is not another occurrence of this type," he said.
Mr. DeCell had provided his name, birth date and Social Security number to be pre-cleared for entry to the building and had been vetted before, Mr. Agen said. The security guard accepted the ID to match Mr. DeCell's name to a name on her list of cleared visitors, he said.
The spokesman said Mr. DeCell's group went through metal detectors and other routine security screening and had an escort at all times while in the building.